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Here's the news. Now read it and die.

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9/24/01: Today is the grand opening of this little site. Enjoi!

10/7/01: I added some pics and did a semi-large overhaul to make the site look better.

10/15/01: Check the Links, Personal Info, and Friends page for updates.

11/12/01: Check the site for new stuff here and there.

12/02/01: Holy Hot Pocket!!! I made everything better.

01/14/02: Nothing great...more nonsense added.
 
03/09/02: Links within the site finally added!
 
06/02/02: New site overhaul coming soon! Stay tuned, kids!
 
10/23/02: Unfortunately there won't be a site overhaul. I'm just going to add a bunch of snowskating and snowboarding pics soon. Plus movies when the new web cam comes in!

Fandangle!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pic of the Week

Quote of the Week

"May the succulence of the night make you swoop around like Batman or something." - Me saying goodnight to Ariel. 10/16/02

Mindless Jabber

Flippity flop I had to take a doowop. Native's dad stabbed him with a frozen Red Salmon. Sweeeeeet home Alabama. The Lakai Soca's are the best shoes ever made....now that I have them in every color made. I like to spank the monkey...doggy style. Tony Hawk look like he's 80 years old in the new TWS photo annual and Jamie Thomas looks like I would when I ollie. How do you let someone know if your hot cakes are selling well? The crew wants me to start snowboarding this year so don't expect to hear from me alive after December. I'm growing a beard and it itches...maybe I should shave it into a goatee. Don't rack yourself on a hand rail or you might taste your ding dong in the back of your throat.

Holy handgrenade!!

Just give it a quick touch young man, granny won't bite.