Toilet Monkey Weekly
Written Stuff
California
Watch Out Below
Skateboarding
BMX
Personel Info
Crazy Action Poses
Friends (Real and um...not)
Wanna See somthin' Nasty?
Links

I don't know how you found it, but here you are!

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Holy monkey thing!

Well, since you've stumbled upon the worst website ever made.....CHEERS! This site is basicly about nothing but what I like. Now read it and enjoi yourself or I might have to raid your fridge.

First of all, welcome. Secondly, shut up. This site is dedicated to the hardcore idiot. If your not one , get the hell out. Otherwise, welcome. I generally rally up the troops every wednesday to update this site, but if not, then I'm involved with a big orgy of cutesy, anime-looking, Japanese lesbians(!). Here's the rundown....

California- This is the area where pictures of my friends and I are in California doing various stuff. Tim updates this area.

Watch Out Below (News)- This is where you go to learn about updates and other random stuff.

Skateboarding- Go here to see pics and names of the local skaters and also view which shoes I have had for your own sick reasons...pervert.

BMX- This is where you can view pics of me and my friends doing BMX.

Personal Info- Information about me is red hot! Go here to view my sexy stats!

Crazy Action Poses- If you go in here, be prepared. The madness that comes from my brain and the people I hang out with my be contagious. We do weird crap.

Friends (Real and um...not)- This is where you are if you're a good friend of mine. Check it out now!

Wanna See somethin' Nasty?- There is a funny picture here most of the time, or maybe something that pisses me off. Just make sure you are not easily offended if you go here.

Links- These are just some of my favorite links or links to friend's websites. Check 'em out, gee!

That's it for now.
Enjoi- Knightlife

On to the juicy stuff.....

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Oh my god!!! What the hell is that thing? No worries, it's just what I happen to look like this week.

If you want anyone to know you were here, sign the damn guestbook. I hate it when I have an unregistered hit.

*Currently I have no guestbook. For some god forsaken reason, my guestbook has a bad case of diarhea and won't register with my mental projections.

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